Looking to tame your hairy spots? Well then butter up with a bit of Bare Balm™ and switch from ‘sasquatch’ to ‘smooth’ in mere minutes. Calibrated for even the bitchiest skin, our body hair management cream is a must for any guy who always needs to be primed to shine.
Made for use on all your parts south of the neck, you can bare your balls, give your dagger more swagger, or bare it all with our sensitive bigBALLS™ Formula. Make sure to follow up with Calm Balm™ to protect and fortify your skin and you’re ready to roll.
We want to make using us easy. Get schooled below on how to get the most out of your Bare Pair™ and get naked wherever, like a pro. Need more intel? Drop us a line.
HOW TO USE.
For best results, apply Bare Balm™ in a smooth, even layer with your Slic Stics.
For sensitive spots, leave on for about 12 minutes. For less sensitive spots leave on for fifteen.
Always bare your balls using the Nutshell Method™ (when nut-sack is tight and balls are hugging your dong). If your balls are hanging low it's a 'no go.'
Use Bare Balm™ only on healthy, undamaged skin. Always test a small spot where you want to use Bare Balm and wait 24 hours.
If your skin is acting normal, 'go nuts' with a nice, thick layer of Bare Balm™ over the areas you want to clear of hair.
Before washing off your Bare Balm™ test with your Bare Paw™ to see if hair will wipe away easily. After testing, hop into a lukewarm shower with your Bare Paw™ and gently buff the area to remove the Bare Balm™ and wipe away the hair.
Massage gently until all of the hair is removed in the area but do not use soap or body wash to do so. Do not to rub too hard, rinse well, and pat dry with a clean, dry towel.
After showering, pat dry completely. Immediately apply a healthy amount of Calm Balm™ to the area.
Regularly apply Calm Balm™ where you use Bare Balm™ and you will keep your skin smooth, supple and ready to shine.
The area you bare should stay that way from one-to-three weeks depending on your body hair type. You may use the Bare Pair™ as often as once-a-week; simply use your Calm Balm™ after your Bare Balm™ when you do.
Bare your pair right, Good Sir.
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Then now is NOT the time to bare the hair down there. Don’t be a rube. Save time and money by using the Nutshell Method™ to bare your pair. Wait until your nut-sack is tight and your balls are hugging your dong before spreading your Bare Balm™. Try jumping into a shower first then hopping out after gently exfoliating the area. If you’re like us, when you walk around without a towel afterward your balls will run for cover under your dong. Safely stowed you may now bare your pair.
The Nutshell Method™ saves time, money, and irritation because there is less surface area and the skin is on defense.