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ballsBALM is the industry standard for managing body hair in your most sensitive spots. If you feel there is a way we may improve, please let us know using the form above or at the email address below.

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Looking to tame your hairy spots?  Well then butter up with a bit of Bare Balm™ and switch from ‘sasquatch’ to ‘smooth’ in mere minutes.  Calibrated for even the bitchiest skin, our body hair management cream is a must for any guy who always needs to be primed to shine. 


Made for use on all your parts south of the neck, you can bare your balls, give your dagger more swagger, or bare it all with our sensitive bigBALLS™ Formula.  Make sure to follow up with Calm Balm™ to protect and fortify your skin and you’re ready to roll.  

We want to make using us easy. Get schooled below on how to get the most out of your Bare Pair and get naked wherever, like a pro. Need more intel? Drop us a line. 


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At ballsBALM we believe in using only the finest ingredients in our products to achieve superior results, every time. We never use dyes, fillers, or harsh perfumes because your skin has enough to worry about.  


Nutshell Method

Bare your pair right.

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?  Then now is NOT the time to bare the hair down there.  Don’t be a rube.  Save time and money by using the Nutshell Method™ to bare your pair.  Wait until your nut-sack is tight and your balls are hugging your dong before spreading your Bare Balm™.  Try jumping into a shower first then hopping out after gently exfoliating the area.  If you’re like us, when you walk around without a towel afterward your balls will run for cover under your dong.  Safely stowed you may now bare your pair. 

The Nutshell Method™ saves time, money, and irritation because there is less surface area and the skin is on defense.


 Game on.