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Are you a Military Veteran, Police Officer, Firefighter, or Paramedic? If you have The Stars and Stripes on your uniform, we owe you. Thanks for having such BIG balls.  As a token of appreciation for putting your boys on the line to protect us all every day, ballsBALM™ would like to offer you a 5% discount on all purchases in addition to any other promotions and or discounts available at the time of purchase.  Simply sign up to be a VIP and upload a profile picture showing your hero status. We'll add a Hero Badge and Discount code to your profile to use whenever you order from us for extra savings for being extra bad-ass. 

You have HUGE balls. We have t-shirts.

Do you love ballsBALM? Are you a current or former member of the United States Armed Forces? If so, send us a picture and we'll send you a bad ass T-shirt as a 'Thank You' for your efforts to preserve freedom wherever it's threatened. Just send us a pic showing you're a Veteran and specify size (S, M, L, XL, XXL) and address where you would like your gift sent by using the button below.   

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