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ballsBALM: 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

All orders ship fast and free.

Confidential shipping on every order.

We have really nosy roommates, neighbors, coworkers, and mail carriers too, that's why all orders ship on the down low.  If you want to ensure that your order arrives to you with as little fanfare as possible, rest assured.  All orders ship from third party fulfillment facilities and are inconspicuously packaged in USPS Priority Mail packaging with absolutely no mention of the contents on the outside. So order, we won't ship and tell. 

We aim to please.

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

If for any reason you aren't completely satisfied with any purchase from ballsBALM™ then simply return the unused portion of the product(s) to the place of purchase within thirty (30) days from the date on your receipt for a full refund.


No questions asked.

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