VIPs like it naked.

Get naked a lot? We thought so. That's why we're inviting our clients to save coin on every ballsBALM™ purchase by becoming a VIP. 

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Real simple. Pound the button below to create a login profile and use it to make all of your ballsBALM™ purchases to get 10% off your tab at checkout. Just look for the discount code in your VIP profile for that and other perks.  

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Have no fear. We'll never use or sell any information you give to us and never send you any promotions either. That's not what friends do. If we ever have a gift or promotion for you, it will be visible when you login. No fuss, no muss.

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Our VIP program is a low-pro way to get balls-deep savings on all of your ballsBALM™ purchases for doing absolutely nothing but being naked all of the time. And ain't nothing wrong with that.