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Why ballsbalm?

Much is made of the modern trend of men’s skincare and body hair removal, but for guys, skin and hair management is neither ‘modern’ nor a ‘trend’.  Dealing with our skin and body hair is a ubiquitous feature of manhood—and always was. 


At ballsBALM™ we know that from sex to sports, from the boardroom to the bedroom, managing your appearance is essential for a man to make a good impression and to stay at the top of his game. But with only costly and embarrassing options available for guys to do so, many find it all too easy to neglect themselves and lose their edge. 

Not anymore. 

ballsBALM™ is proud to offer a suite of personal care products that safely and effectively help men manage their bodies, in even the most sensitive spots.


At ballsBALM™ we want to share our body care secrets with men who are caught in the grind of whether or not skin and body hair management is important.  It is. Good things come to men who groom themselves for greatness and ballsBALM™ is proud to back you up in the fight to look and be your best.   

The Junkworks.

The ballsBALM™ Production Team is where the real creative magic happens.  Dedicated to producing our precise ballsBALM™ formulas to protect some of the most important parts of the male body,


The ballsBALM™ Production Team is made up of some of the finest laboratory and clinical scientists in the world.  That’s right…ballsBALM™ has assembled a crack scientific team to focus on nothing but engineering a gentle way for guys to manage their hairy balls and other burly body parts.


Our Production Team maintains a quality control protocol that other laboratories can only aspire to.  Using nothing but the highest quality ingredients, our laboratory and clinical teams know the importance of producing safe and effective products because they use ballsBALM™ themselves.

Natural ingredients and super sensitive formulas