EVOLVE.
Bare Collection.
Want to be a 'sex object'? Of course you do. So why not make it easy on everyone and check your body hair? Enter, the ballsBALM® Bare Collection™. Formulated to safely remove hair anywhere south of the neck, The Bare Pair™ is the perfect way to keep all of your parts presentable. With Bare Balm™ to decimate hair and Calm Balm™ to fortify the skin, you can drop the hair--anywhere--with pride, not pain. Smooth operator? Then stock up and save with the Double Pro Pac™ or Triple Pro Pac™ and get 'naked' everywhere, player. We support you.
Our hair removal duo... you more dynamic.
Bare Balm™ Body Hair Buster™ is balls-down the most effective men’s hair removal lotion, ever. Safe enough to use on your nuts, yet strong enough to clear the thickest hair with ease, Bare Balm™ is the bomb because we made for ourselves. Fit for all the hair in every nook and cranny you've got. Awesome ingredients and a top notch formula make ballsBALM® Bare Balm™ the obvious choice to bare the hair.
FEATURES
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8 fl. oz. of no nonsense body hair remover safe for any part of the body.
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Special hair removal complex uses a secret ratio to decimate hair--not your skin.
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Infused with anti-inflammatory super ingredients to leave skin dangerously touchable.
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Trusted by men around the world since 2011.
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Cetearyl Alcohol (plant derived), Calcium Thioglycolate, Calcium Hydroxide, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Vanilla Planifolia (Vanilla Bean) Fruit Extract, Prolatum Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Ceteareth-20 (Plant Derived), Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxide (pH Modifier), Thymus Serpillum (Wild Thyme) Extract, Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Steareth-20 (Plant Derived), Silica, Tetrasodium EDTA, Glycerin (Plant Derived).
Tired of torturing your skin to get rid of the hair down there? So were we. All hair removal methods stress the skin in some way which is why proper support is essential. Enter ballsBALM®'s fragrance-free, non-comedogenic Calm Balm™ Soothing Skin Salve™. Packed with all of the stuff your skin needs and none of what it doesn't, our Calm Balm™ means you can finally bare the hair with pride, not pain. True dat.
FEATURES
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4 fl. oz. of super hydrating, after lotion to make irritation and redness a non-issue.
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Packed with skin conditioners to keep high friction skin supple and smooth.
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Non-comedogenic, no dyes, or fragrances keeps even bitchy skin happy.
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Trusted by men around the world since 2011.
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Plant Derived), Glycerin (Plant Derived), Dimethicone (Mineral Based), C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Ethylhexyglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Triethanolamine, Carbomer, Sorbitan Oleate (Plant Derived).
Hairy? Perfect. We're easy.
Butter up. Grope yourself. End happy.
Put on your Bare Paws™ (two nitrile gloves included) and palm some Bare Balm™. Spread evenly over your sasquatch spots covering all the hair you want to erase. Wait ten minutes--less if the hair is fine or you're just touching up. If baring your balls use the Nutshell Method™.
Butter up.
Dap your Bare Balm™
Test a spot to see if the hair will drop faster than your pants at a hookup. If so, hop in the shower and gently rinse the hair off using a body buffer or wash cloth. Use only gentle (glycerin based) or ivory soap if you choose to. You may also wipe away the hair and Bare Balm™ with a towel.
Grope yourself.
Rinse or wipe off unwanted body hair
To preserve and protect the skin always apply Calm Balm™ Soothing Skin Salve™ to any areas you're removing body hair. Formulated to work with Bare Balm™, it prevents irritation and dryness without toxifying or confusing your skin so you stay friction-ready.
End happy.
Finish strong with Calm Balm™
Bare Balm
Body Hair Buster
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Cetearyl Alcohol (plant derived), Calcium Thioglycolate, Calcium Hydroxide, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Vanilla Planifolia (Vanilla Bean) Fruit Extract, Prolatum Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Ceteareth-20 (Plant Derived), Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxide (pH Modifier), Thymus Serpillum (Wild Thyme) Extract, Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Steareth-20 (Plant Derived), Silica, Tetrasodium EDTA, Glycerin (Plant Derived).
The elements of our precisely blended hair removing complex to erase even thick body hair.
Soothing and calming properties great for sensitive or irritated skin.
Antimicrobial (anti-infection) and anti-inflammatory.
Skin superhero known to improve skin appearance (enhance firmness and reduce wrinkles), protect (antioxidant), soothe (anti-inflammatory for sensitive/irritated skin), moisturize, and even brighten skin. Heck yeah!
Just the recipe.
Ingredients Breakdown
Superior hair removal for bitchy skin.
Calm Balm
Soothing Skin Salve
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Plant Derived), Glycerin (Plant Derived), Dimethicone (Mineral Based), C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Ethylhexyglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Triethanolamine, Carbomer, Sorbitan Oleate (Plant Derived).
Soothing and calming properties great for sensitive or irritated skin.
Antioxidant that smooths skin.
Helps protect the skin’s natural barrier, help retain the skin’s moisture, heal and provide the skin with antioxidant properties.
Skin superhero known to improve skin appearance (enhance firmness and reduce wrinkles), protect (antioxidant), soothe (anti-inflammatory for sensitive/irritated skin), moisturize, and even brighten skin. Boy howdy!
Protects against irritation, improves skin barrier function, accelerates wound healing, relives dry skin.
We've got bigballs.
Your favorite body hair management system is back as the Bare Pair™ King Kombo™, tricked-out with time-saving tools and featuring the new Bare Balm™ bigBALLS Formula™ as before! Super-sensitive yet fast acting with a 'mouth-watering' smell, the bigBALLS Formula™ is simply the best hair removal lotion available to men. All Bare Pair™ King Kombos™ come equipped with The Bare Paw™ exfoliating glove to make body hair management-even in sensitive spots-a painless, no-brainer. As always, Calm Balm™ comes standard with every Bare Pair™ so you and your skin end happy.
We've sorted through thousands of bits of customer feedback and we've tested and retested and calibrated and recalibrated Bare Balm™ to achieve an unparalleled sensitivity coupled with the exceptional hair removing power of the new bigBALLS Formula™. After the huge success of the Bare Pair™ Original we wanted to include some elements to make even the uninitiated feel at ease baring the hair, anywhere. Enter the ballsBALM® Bare Paw™-a no-nonsense cotton exfoliating glove that makes removing Bare Balm™ and wiping away body hair a cinch. We're confident that guys who take their appearance seriously will appreciate the attention we've paid to the Bare Pair™ in helping them with the annoying task of body hair management. So if you're tired of the pain, humiliation, and expense of managing your body hair score a Bare Pair™ King Kombo™ and do it like a pro!
