Erase body hair with pride, not pain.
In 2010 a group of guys in Los Angeles, California sought to remove hair from the most sensitive parts of the body with no collateral damage to the skin as a favor for friends in the film and sports industries. What started as a bit of a joke to develop a safe and effective way to remove any body hair even 'down there' quickly turned into a movement once the secret got out. Our two-stage body hair management system is the industry standard for removing hair anywhere on the body while fortifying the skin at the same time so you're always primed to shine. With the most rigorously tested formula on the market and the best ingredients available, ballsBALM™ is the obvious choice to bare the hair--anywhere.
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Bare Balm
Body Hair Buster
FEATURES
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8 fl. oz. of no nonsense body hair remover safe for any part of the body.
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Special hair removal complex uses a secret ratio to decimate hair--not your skin.
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Infused with anti-inflammatory super ingredients to leave skin dangerously touchable.
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Trusted by men around the world since 2011.
Bare Balm™ Body Hair Buster™ is balls-down the most effective men’s hair removal lotion, ever. Safe enough to use on your nuts, yet strong enough to clear the thickest hair with ease, Bare Balm™ is the bomb because we made for ourselves. Fit for all the hair in every nook and cranny you've got. Awesome ingredients and a top notch formula make ballsBALM™ Bare Balm™ the obvious choice to bare the hair.
FEATURES
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4 fl. oz. of super hydrating, after lotion to make irritation and redness a non-issue.
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Packed with skin conditioners to keep high friction skin supple and smooth.
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Non-comedogenic, no dyes, or fragrances keeps even bitchy skin happy.
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Trusted by men around the world since 2011.
Tired of torturing your skin to get rid of the hair down there? So were we. All hair removal methods stress the skin in some way which is why proper support is essential. Enter ballsBALM's fragrance-free, non-comedogenic Calm Balm™ Soothing Skin Salve™. Packed with all of the stuff your skin needs and none of what it doesn't, our Calm Balm™ means you can finally bare the hair with pride, not pain. Nice dice.
Hairy? Perfect. We're easy.
Butter up. Grope yourself. End happy.
Smart formulas. Stupid fly ingredients.
We source only the finest ingredients for Bare Balm™ and Calm Balm™ so you can remove body hair with confidence no matter what kind of skin your mama gave you. See below for an ingredients breakout of what goes into the greatest hair removal system ever devised. No cap.
Bare Balm
Body Hair Buster
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Cetearyl Alcohol (plant derived), Calcium Thioglycolate, Calcium Hydroxide, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Vanilla Planifolia (Vanilla Bean) Fruit Extract, Prolatum Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Ceteareth-20 (Plant Derived), Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxide (pH Modifier), Thymus Serpillum (Wild Thyme) Extract, Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Steareth-20 (Plant Derived), Silica, Tetrasodium EDTA, Glycerin (Plant Derived).
The elements of our precisely blended hair removing complex to erase even thick body hair.
Soothing and calming properties great for sensitive or irritated skin.
Antimicrobial (anti-infection) and anti-inflammatory.
Skin superhero known to improve skin appearance (enhance firmness and reduce wrinkles), protect (antioxidant), soothe (anti-inflammatory for sensitive/irritated skin), moisturize, and even brighten skin. Heck yeah!
Calm Balm
Soothing Skin Salve
INGREDIENTS: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Plant Derived), Glycerin (Plant Derived), Dimethicone (Mineral Based), C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Ethylhexyglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Triethanolamine, Carbomer, Sorbitan Oleate (Plant Derived).
Soothing and calming properties great for sensitive or irritated skin.
Antioxidant that smooths skin.
Helps protect the skin’s natural barrier, help retain the skin’s moisture, heal and provide the skin with antioxidant properties.
Skin superhero known to improve skin appearance (enhance firmness and reduce wrinkles), protect (antioxidant), soothe (anti-inflammatory for sensitive/irritated skin), moisturize, and even brighten skin. Boy howdy!
Protects against irritation, improves skin barrier function, accelerates wound healing, relives dry skin.
The real deal in men's body hair removal.
Remove body hair anywhere you've got with the legendary ballsBALM™ Bare Pair™. Our Bare Balm™ blasts trough even thick body hair without pissing off your skin. Follow up with Calm Balm™ after lotion and you finna roll smooth, son.
Choose your weapon.
Remove body hair like a professional and game on fleek with the ballsBALM™ Bare Pair™. We make it easy to tame the mange whether you're performing surgical strikes on hairy 'fun zones' or want to erase every last follicle you've got and join the bodybuilding circuit. Made for all hair and skin types, you can drop the hair--anywhere--with our signature Bare Balm™. Follow up with it's legendary sidekick Calm Balm™ and get ready to get touched.
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Clear the hair and show out with an inspirational tee shirt.
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